TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Tom Moffatt, 27, a British man who bought a tattoo gun over the internet and then drunkenly applied a misspelled tattoo to his arm.
Moffatt wanted to write his son’s name, Riley, on his arm.
Instead of “Riley,” he inked “Ripey.”
Then he tried to tattoo his son’s nickname on his hand, but messed that up, too.
Instead of writing “Sonny Boy,” he inked “Sony Boy.”
Moffatt said, “My family are always saying you’re an idiot, Tom, and there are plenty of jokes at my expense from my mates. I can’t repeat what they say about it.”
Tom, we agree with your family and friends.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Bridget Olinda Garcia, 32, a Florida woman who was arrested for child abuse after she drove away from her house with her 13-year-old son clinging to the hood of the car.
Garcia took her son’s cell phone away as a disciplinary measure, but he tried to get it back by jumping on the hood of her car as she was backing out of the driveway.
She took off down the street with him holding the hood and continued to drive after he fell off a few blocks later.
A witness called police and she was arrested for child abuse.
Her son ended up with minor injuries to his hip, right knee, and foot.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Lucas Hinch, 36, a Colorado man who was fed up with his Dell computer so he took it into a back alley and shot it eight times.
People heard the gunshots and called the cops.
Hinch told police the computer had been tormenting him for months and he couldn’t take it anymore.
Hinch was arrested for discharging a firearm in city limits.
Dude, you’re getting a court date.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Lindsay Lohan, who was attempting to be inspirational, but failed miserably when she thought she was writing “You’re Beautiful” in Arabic on Instagram.
Shortly after writing the post, several of her followers pointed out that what she really wrote was “You’re a Donkey.”
She took it down a few minutes later.