TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Kaitlyn Milligan, 20 who flooded an ER in North Carolina because she was tired of waiting.
Milligan was waiting there for her mom’s girlfriend to get treated for a back problem.
She got very impatient after 90 minutes, so she went into the bathroom, flipped over a garbage can, stood on it, and held her lighter up to the sprinkler for a minute.
Water started pouring out and flooded the place.
She was arrested for damaging property.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Troy Cowart, 45, a Florida man whose robbery attempts failed because he couldn’t convince store employees that he had a weapon.
Cowart tried to rob a Subway restaurant by pretending he had a gun, but the cashier didn’t believe him.
He then claimed he had a knife, and they didn’t believe that either.
A store manager told him to leave or she’d call the cops.
Cowart then walked across the street and tried to rob another restaurant.
But the cops showed up there and arrested him on charges of attempted robbery and attempted robbery with a deadly weapon.
He also is charged with violating probation he received after serving time for robbery.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
A 41-year-old man in Russia, who died after eating an iPad to avoid being arrested.
Cops responded to a call about a guy throwing stuff out of his window.
When they got there, the man grabbed his broken iPad and started eating pieces of glass from the screen.
He died on the way to the hospital, and the cops aren’t sure why he was so desperate not to get arrested.