TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Connor Ward, 22, who tried to steal a sword at a Colorado Renaissance Festival and ended up getting subdued by a wench.
Police say a woman in a wench costume saw Ward attempting to swipe the sword, so she tackled him and put him in a headlock.
Other festival goers helped her hold him down until the cops showed up.
Ward tried to fight off the cops, but since he couldn’t fight off the wench, it didn’t go particularly well.
He was arrested for attempted assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, and theft.
He was placed in yon dungeon, until he goeth before his majesty, the judge.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Michael Crawford, 68, who flew from Pennsylvania to Arizona to have sex with a miniature horse, but ended up being greeted by an undercover cop.
Crawford was caught in a federal sting that targeted people having sex with animals.
He’d been negotiating with what he thought to be the horse’s owner for months.
However, he was arrested for bestiality charges by undercover officers.