TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
A 22-year-old Minnesota woman, who took a limo to a sporting goods store and shoplifted about $300 worth of stuff.
Unfortunately for her, the desire to ride in style is what got her busted.
A witness saw her enter the limo and police later got her address from the driver and arrested her.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
A man in Cali, Colombia, who tried to put his junk through four metal rings on his shower curtain, and got stuck.
He ripped the curtain down and headed to the hospital.
However, doctors didn’t have the power tools to cut through the rings, so they brought in the fire department.
It took over an hour to carefully cut them off.
The guy is still in the hospital recovering.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Edrus Dormeville, 27, a Florida man who broke into an office building twice to swipe TVs, but each time he left the TVs behind, as well as his malt liquor.
Police responded to the alarm and reviewed the surveillance video and said each time Dormeville entered and tried to take the flat-screen TVs, he ended up leaving them behind along with a can of malt liquor.
Police found Dormeville on a nearby street with more malt liquor.
He is charged with grand theft and burglary.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Rusty Moore, 44, a Gulfport, Florida man who got a little drunk and painted his name on two police cars parked in his neighborhood.
Officers returned to their cars to see Grant painting “Rusty” on one car and an “R” on the other.
When officers tracked him down, he threw the remaining paint on them.
He was arrested for criminal mischief.