TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
A 33-year-old British man, who tried to rob a bank in Warsaw, Poland, by showing the teller a picture he’d drawn of a gun.
She told him to wait at the back of the line, which he did, while she alerted the police.
He was arrested for attempted robbery.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Joel Ramos, 21, who slugged another parent at a Chuck E. Cheese in Pennsylvania for saying something about the way his kid was behaving.
He left before police arrived, but was identified by the strip of photos he left behind in the photo booth.
The cops used those pictures to identify him, and they arrested him for assault.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Christina Lamoreaux, 33, of Wildwood, Florida, who crashed her car and drove away, then told police it was her dog’s fault and they should arrest him instead.
She didn’t explain to police how or why her dog was responsible for her actions, but she did smell of booze, so officers gave her a sobriety test that she failed.
She’s been charged with drunk driving, resisting arrest, and leaving the scene of an accident.
Her Chihuahua was not arrested.