TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Aric Keck, 52, of Alpharetta, Georgia, who left his six-year-old son in the car so he could score with a woman half his age.
Dad apparently forgot he had his son for the same weekend as his hot date, so he brought him to the date and left him in the car.
The boy got scared and called his mom, who called 911.
Now dad and his hot date have an arrest record for reckless conduct.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Waheed Al-monla, 23, who broke into a community college in Massachusetts, grabbed a female mannequin from a health class, and had sex with it in the bathroom.
Police say Al-monla was responsible enough to wear a condom, which the campus police found in the garbage.
Police caught him breaking in on the surveillance cameras and arrested him shortly after that.
He wasn’t a student at the college and he pleaded guilty to breaking and entering and vandalism, and got two years of probation.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Michael May, 44, of Stanford, Kentucky, who was busted for trying to dig up his father’s grave at a cemetery, so he could argue with him some more.
May told police that his dad died about 30 years ago, but he still had some points he wanted to make.
He was arrested and charged with violating a grave, public intoxication, and possession of marijuana.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
A unidentified man, who was guarding a “Muslim-free” gun shop in Oklahoma and accidentally dropped his gun, shooting himself in the arm.
The man was part of a group of armed citizens and veterans standing guard outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store in Oktaha, Oklahoma.
The owners said they received death threats from all over the world for putting up a sign saying Muslims weren’t welcome.
The sheriff did not identify the man or offer any other details about what happened.