TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Denise Belflower, 34, of Sorrento, Florida, who told officers she wasn’t flashing her breasts at cars, she had a bug bite she was trying to scratch.
Police received a call that a woman was flashing motorists on the side of the road.
However when they got there, Belflower was actually laying on the ground, yelling for someone to come have sex with her.
She tried to say the flashing incident was the result of an itch, but she was arrested for indecent exposure and public intoxication.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Carrie Pernula, 38, a Minnesota woman who was arrested after threatening to eat her neighbor’s noisy kids.
Police say Pernula had several run-ins with the neighbors before she started mailing the family letters that said things such as, “The children look delicious. May I have a taste?”
She also set up magazine subscriptions to the house that were addressed to “Delicious Children.”
Now she could face charges for stalking and making terrorist threats.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Matthew Blair Richie, 23, who was arrested in Florida for breaking into a restaurant so he could steal vegetable oil to use as gas in his eco-friendly car.
Surveillance video identified Rich as the culprit and he was already in prison on various meth charges after getting caught with a stolen car.
He told police the car was a Prius, and he thought it ran on vegetable oil.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Amy Bozich, a 56-year-old woman in New Jersey, who was arrested after she vouched for her son’s fake ID.
Bozich went to a bar with her son last weekend, even though he was only 20.
When the bouncer called him on his fake I.D., she vouched for him.
Authorities were called and both spent their Saturday night in jail.
The 20-year-old son is facing charges for tampering with public records, and using a fake I.D., while mom was arrested for obstructing justice.