TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Robinson Pinilla-Bolivar, 24, of Midland, Texas, who assaulted his girlfriend because she refused … to smell his armpit.
Pinilla-Bolivar went up to his girlfriend while she was doing dishes and asked her to smell his armpit, but she wouldn’t do it.
He got so mad that he punched her in the back of the head, and then pulled a knife on her.
After that, he ran away and she called the police.
They tracked him down and arrested him for aggravated assault.
He could be facing up to 20 years in prison because of prior convictions.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Timothy Walls, 38, who tried to sue Costco after he started a quarrel with an employee and ended up breaking his leg.
According to Costco, Walls, who weighs 320 pounds, wouldn’t show his receipt to an employee as he left the store and got so upset that he picked up the 120-pound worker by his shirt collar and shoved him against a pillar.
A second employee pulled Walls away from his co-worker and tripped him.
Walls suffered a serious leg fracture in the fall that required two surgeries.
Walls sued Costco for $610,000, but last week a Portland, Oregon jury refused to award any money to Walls.
The jurors voted 11 to 1 that the second employee “committed a battery” by breaking Walls’ leg, but also found that the use of force was justified.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Hayley Oates, a New Jersey woman who dialed 911 to lure police away from her location so she could drive home drunk, only to get busted when she posted it on social media.
Oates called 911 to report a woman being assaulted in a bar in the town of Wayne, NJ.
Police investigated the report, but found no evidence of assault or witnesses.
Oates then posted to social media: “LMAO, 2 minutes later the cop peals out. Silly piggies tricks are for you. Following the false report.”
Detectives were tipped off that the call was a false report and later found the social media post that lead them to Oates.
She was charged with filing false reports to law enforcement and creating a false public alarm.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Anna Marzita Shinkle, a woman in Florida, who was arrested last week after she got drunk and fell asleep in a restaurant’s grease dumpster.
Shinkle was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles when deputies awoke her to say they were there to help.
She responded with a barrage of f-bombs.
The fire department then attempted to assist the woman, but she held onto the grease dumpster, making it extremely difficult to remove her.
Officers eventually had to tase her after she got more aggressive.
Shinkle was charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer.