TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
An unidentified Ohio woman, who led police on a high speed chase while eating a bowl of cereal.
Cops attempted to pull the woman over for swerving, but she abruptly drove off and lead them on a 100 mile-an-hour car chase.
Eventually cops got spike strips down, which popped her tires and got her to stop.
She got out and tried to run away but was arrested almost immediately.
She was arrested for driving with a suspended license, and more charges are coming.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Albert Luna, 19, a California man who was arrested for attempting to car jack a FedEx truck in the nude.
A FedEx driver parked for a delivery in Coachella, California when he was confronted by Luna, who was naked and demanded the keys.
The driver gave him the keys, but Luna couldn’t figure out how to drive the thing so he took off running (or streaking in this case).
The cops quickly tracked him down and arrested him for felony carjacking.
They’re not sure why he was naked.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Sidrick Marquits Verner, 27, an Oklahoma drug dealer who stopped to get a haircut during a police pursuit.
Police saw his car cross several lanes of traffic so an officer tried to pull him over.
They say after a pursuit, the man got out of his car and ran to an apartment complex.
When officers took him into custody a few hours later he “sported a freshly clipped head with extremely short hair” despite reportedly having a “large amount of hair” when running from his car.
A search of Verner’s apartment reportedly revealed a handgun and ammunition.
Officers also reportedly found a couple of bags of marijuana and a box of sandwich bags in the abandoned vehicle.