TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Tiffany Flores, 23, a Florida woman, who claims the crack pipe that police found in her lady parts wasn’t hers.
Flores was pulled over while driving her friend’s car.
She apparently tossed a bag of cocaine out the passenger’s side window while they already stopped.
Cops rounded up the drugs and took her off to jail.
When she went through the body scan, officers found she was hiding a crack pipe in her vaginal area.
Flores claimed the pipe wasn’t hers, she was just holding it for her friend.
She’s facing charges for drug possession, tampering with evidence, and introducing contraband into a correctional facility.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Robert Armstrong, 48, who was booked for trying to hire a hooker online while wearing a shirt that says “I’m a Smart One.”
Armstrong put up an ad online looking for a hooker.
An undercover cop answered it.
Armstrong met her and offered her $75 for sex, so he was arrested.
But here’s the kicker, he was booked wearing a shirt that said “I’m a smart one.”
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Gordon Raymond, 25, a Florida man who stole a truck then asked police to give him a jump start.
A deputy spotted the stalled vehicle and went to provide assistance.
Raymond told the deputy his truck needed a jump.
The officer ran the license plate of the truck, which revealed it had been stolen.
Raymond initially said he bought it on Craigslist then eventually said he took it because at the time, “taking the truck seemed like his best option and that he had no other way to get home.”
He was arrested for grand theft auto.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Workers at a West Waco, Texas library, who are having to revamp closing procedures after an elderly woman got locked in a bathroom for 36 hours.
The woman was discovered when the first employees returned about 6:30 a.m. Monday.
The unidentified woman was declared in good health at a local hospital.
A spokesperson said, “It is city policy to make sure every building is empty before locking up, but the employees working that night did not check the restrooms before leaving.”