TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Stacey Piercey, a 44-year-old Massachusetts woman, who hit two people with her car because another woman hugged her boyfriend.
Piercey showed up to a community party in the town of New Village and was looking for her boyfriend.
When she found him she saw him hugging a woman as she approached.
Witnesses say she then angrily ran to the parking lot, grabbed her car, and drove it into the crowd.
After hitting two random women, she grabbed two bags from her car and ran off.
Police dogs were able to find her several blocks away and she was arrested on multiple charges.
The victims were treated for minor injuries and released.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Benjamin J. Moore, a Florida man who got busted for pot and claimed he was Donald Trump.
Police had stopped Moore for driving a scooter erratically on a sidewalk.
After learning that the man had no license or registration for the scooter, Police searched him and found a small amount of marijuana in his pocket.
Moore finally identified himself as Donald Trump, giving a birth date that would make him 87 years old.
BTW, the real Donald Trump is only 69.
Moore was arrested on a variety of citations.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Officer Karel Kadlec, a Czech police man, who managed to damage 51 parked cars before being arrested for drunk driving.
Police in Prague confirmed that one of their officers drank too much and crashed his Jeep Grand Cherokee into a total of 51 parked cars.
There is a zero alcohol tolerance for drivers in the Czech Republic and Kadlec had already been suspended because he crashed into another car while drunk a year ago.
Interior Minister Milan Chovanec, who says he’s ready to fire Kadlec, says “it’s unacceptable for someone to threaten lives and property of citizens by this way and damage the reputation of decent policemen.”
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Sister Kimberly Miller, a nun, who was arrested for drunk driving after she drove her car through the window of an auto repair shop and fled the scene.
Police stopped her after seeing all kinds of debris on her car as she swerved down the highway.
She failed a series of sobriety tests with a blood-alcohol level of .16 and was taken to jail.
During a recent court appearance the nun said she took an Ambien that night, then had a glass of wine.
Her lawyers say they must have interacted and made her go nuts, because she has no memory of the entire night.
Since she has a clean record, she will probably get probation and a fine.