TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Kelsey McMurty, 24, of Nashville, Tennessee, who was arrested after she left her baby in a car while she auditioned at a strip club.
She also brought her 19-year-old friend Summer Taylor with her.
Summer was supposed to stay in the car and watch the baby, but at the last second decided she wanted to go inside so they left the baby alone in the car.
Someone walked by about a half hour later and saw the baby sweating in the car, so they called the cops.
When they got there they rescued the baby, and fortunately she was okay.
Both McMurty and Taylor were arrested for child neglect, and child services took the baby.
No word on if McMurty got the job at the strip club.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
An unidentified woman at a Toronto zoo who jumped into the Tiger preserve to recover her hat.
Witnesses say the woman was leaning over a protective barrier when the wind blew her hat into the Tiger’s domain.
To the astonishment of everyone, the woman immediately jumped the wall as a tiger paced back and forth watching her.
After grabbing her hat, she jumped back out, had a brief argument with fellow zoo patrons, and then fled.
The Toronto Zoo has now launched an official investigation into the incident and are hoping to speak with witnesses in an effort to track down the woman.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
A guy in Asbury Park, New Jersey, who blew up his apartment while spraying for roaches.
The unidentified man found roaches in his apartment, so he got himself some roach spray, and started going to town on his kitchen.
The smell was so potent he opened a window to ventilate the fumes.
However, the mix of chemicals, oxygen, and the pilot light on his stove caused an explosion that injured three people.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Blake Zengo, 20, who was arrested for discharging a joke can of “Fart Spray” in a Georgia bar.
Zengo used a practical joke “fart spray” at a bar over the weekend, and it smelled so bad he cleared the place out.
He also sprayed it in a woman’s face and got arrested for disorderly conduct.
According to the manufacturers, it creates,”a genuine, foul, butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”