TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Bryan Copeland, who was jailed for a road rage incident he committed right in front of a Florida sheriff’s deputy.
A bicyclist got angry after Copeland blew through a stop sign and almost hit him.
Copeland stopped his car and pulled out a gun on the bicyclist, right across the street from a Hillsborough County (Florida) sheriff’s district office and right in front of a deputy.
That deputy called for backup, which arrived within seconds.
Copeland tried to drive off, but police quickly caught up and arrested him.
They found a gun, as well as a long knife, next to the driver’s side.
Copeland was charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Dawn Kvasnicka, 48, who was busted for two DUI’s, in Ohio, just six hours apart.
Kvasnicka was arrested for OVI (Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated) and had a BAC of .371 (nearly five times the legal limit).
She was booked and released to a friend’s custody but instead of going home, Kvasnicka got even more drunk and got caught driving again with an even higher BAC (.383).
She pleaded not guilty to the OVI charges, but is also facing fifth-degree felony drug charges for attempting to enter the jail with some sort of illegal substance.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
A man in Waukesha, Wisconsin, who had cops called on him because his neighbors heard him yelling aggressively at a woman.
It turns out the woman was Hillary Clinton and she was on TV.
Police arrived and learned the man had DVR’d the presidential debate, and he was screaming things at Hillary Clinton.
Police told the man to keep it down and then left.