TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
A Ruth’s Chris Steak House in Ann Arbor, Michigan, who now owes fans a lot of meat after a college football promotion went awry.
The upscale steak house recently started a promotion offering Michigan fans a percentage off their total food bill equal to the final winning point differential.
However, on Saturday, Michigan beat Rutgers 78-0 in the largest margin of victory since 1939, creating an unexpected result for the restaurant’s owners.
Now the restaurant is booked solid for days.
There is a caveat that the deal is limited to 50%.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
April Lynn Lavender, 38, who was busted for drug possession after cops found a bright pink sign on her door saying she’d be searching everyone who came inside because of snitches.
Police in Oak Hill, West Virginia arrived at her home after a report of someone joyriding.
When police arrived they saw a bright pink sign that read, “Due to snitches, everyone entering my home is subject to being searched. All cell phones and drinks will be left outside. If you’re not a snitch, it won’t offend you if I search you.”
Cops got suspicious, obtained a warrant, and found a whole bunch of heroin and meth.
And, police also arrested Kristie Weis, 22, the joyrider who led them there in the first place.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Peter Emanuel, 54, who was arrested for assault after an argument led him to use a front-end loader to tip over the crane his brother was in.
Emanuel owns a recycling business with his brother in New Hampshire.
Apparently the two got into an argument that prompted Peter to take a front-end loader and tip over the crane his brother Stanley was using.
Fortunately Stanley jumped out just in time, so he wasn’t hurt.
Peter was arrested for attempted assault, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Jordan Parkes, 24, a British guy who has spent almost $200,000 on plastic surgery to make himself look like… Kim Kardashian.
Parkes has had a variety of procedures from lip filler, eye tweaks and most recently three nose jobs to get the look of the reality star.
Because of his new notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.
Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby and “passion.”