TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Kansas man was driving a stolen car en route to post bail for his older brother, who himself was driving a stolen car when arrested earlier that day. The McCracken brothers–36-year-old Eric and 32-year-old Keith–are behind bars in the Johnson County jail on assorted charges, including possession of stolen […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A British Airways passenger yelling, “I want to get out!” had to be restrained by other fliers when he tried to open an exit door mid-flight. The unidentified man was apparently experiencing a panic attack Monday on a flight to Saudia Arabia from London’s Heathrow Airport when he attempted to […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Police say that a man was arrested in North Carolina after being caught naked in a parking lot full of Black Friday shoppers. A police officer was patrolling the Kohl’s parking lot Friday afternoon when he smelled weed coming from a row of cars and saw one that had its […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child. According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 p.m. Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Authorities say two New Jersey women brawled in a Monmouth County supermarket after one accused the other of having too many items in an express checkout lane. The fight at the ShopRite in Howell broke out shortly before noon Thursday. Authorities say a 43-year-old Brick woman was challenged by a 45-year-old […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… An Arizona felon is back behind bars following his arrest last Saturday night on a grand theft burrito charge. According to investigators, 29-year-old Timothy Bell approached a man on a Phoenix street and “took that person’s property by force” while making “threatening statements.” After having his burrito stolen, the victim called […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… After Chippewa Falls police pulled over a man for his 4th OWI, they discovered that his license plates were made out of a beer box. According to a Facebook post from the Chippewa Falls Police Department, Officer Scott Schoenwetter made an arrest for a fourth offense OWI. The registration plates on […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… After driving his car into a ditch, an Illinois man who reeked of booze explained to police that the reason they smelled alcohol on his breath was because he had “been making out with his girlfriend this evening and she had been drinking.” As detailed in a Peoria County Sheriff’s Office […]