TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A South Carolina homeless man was rescued from inside the hopper of a garbage truck after the dumpster he was sleeping in was emptied into the vehicle. According to Myrtle Beach cops, 62-year-old Mark Mencini “had been in a dumpster and when the truck picked up the dumpster, he had […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Incensed that a Burger King employee would not honor a coupon he offered, an Iowa man first threw a cell phone at the worker and then climbed over the counter and struck the victim in the head with the phone, drawing blood. Cops say that 34-year-old Jeremiah Wenzel was arrested for […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A New Jersey couple has been busted for attacking a motorist with a golf club during a wild road rage brawl over the weekend. 44-year-old Mariusz Czerwinski was driving a minivan with his wife, 42-year-old Sylwia Czerwinska, in the passenger seat when Mariusz pulled up in front of a Ford […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Florida man wearing a pair of self-balancing hover skates recently rolled into a Walmart, filled up his cart, and then glided out of the Florida store without paying for the merchandise. In a bid to identify the “futuristic thief,” cops have released surveillance video showing him zipping into and […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Florida man accused of having cocaine in his hat told investigators he didn’t know the drugs were there. A 29-year-old Vero Beach man was arrested at 11:10 p.m. on January 8th on a charge of possession of controlled substance after the headgear hullabaloo. An Indian River County sheriff’s deputy reported […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Chinese air traveler attempted to smuggle 200 live scorpions out of Sri Lanka in his checked bags. The man was arrested at a departure gate at Bandaranaike International Airport as he was trying to board his SriLankan Airlines flight to Guangzhou, China. The 30-year-old was detained and fined about $550. […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… An Iowa yoga instructor allegedly pummeled a fellow moviegoer whose use of a phone during a showing of “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” was purportedly responsible for “ruining the film” for the accused assailant. Police arrested 34-year-old Nicholas Glasgow on assault and criminal mischief charges in connection with an incident […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… The royal family news that shocked the world on Wednesday apparently did not come as a surprise to one woman in England: Self-proclaimed fortune teller Jemima Packington is claiming she predicted Harry and Meghan Markle would step back from the royal family after “reading” some asparagus spears. British news agency SWNS […]