TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Two people face charges in Clearfield County after state police were called to a Dollar General in Chester Hill Borough for a report of a woman wearing a hard hat, holding a crockpot lid as a shield and carrying a bathroom scale. 25-year-old Tiffany Kerfoot of Philipsburg, was under the […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Sudbury, MA — Police say a local man decided to settle an ongoing dispute on Saturday by driving to his adversary’s house while drunk and assaulting him. Police spokesman Lt. Robert Grady said that Police arrested 62-year-old David Rose after the 5:30 p.m. incident. On Saturday, police went to a […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Indian River County, FL — As he was preparing to leave jail after posting bond, a Florida Man decided that was the perfect time to steal a $60 webcam off a desk in the county lockup. 35-year-old Steven Moran was arrested last month for criminal mischief and booked into the […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Naples, FL — A Naples woman was arrested for allegedly firing multiple shots into her husband’s truck. 45-year-old Lara Love is facing a felony charge after her husband told deputies she shot up his vehicle with a handgun just before 12:00 p.m. while four children were inside the home. The […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Brevard County man riding his motorcycle at more than 100-mph while weaving in and out of traffic told deputies his need for speed was okay because “he was trained to drive like that.” Brevard County deputies said they spotted 65-year-old Charles Thomas of Malabar, on his motorcycle around 10:00 […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… West Monroe, LA — When Louisiana cops yesterday found a “clear crystal-like substance” inside a plastic Walmart bag in his pocket, John Combs did not, like some suspects, claim it was a laxative or sugar and corn starch to use in baking a cake. No, the 47-year-old Combs explained to […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Queens, NY — U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers found 29 finches hidden in hair rollers in the baggage of a traveler who arrived at John F. Kennedy International Airport and was headed to New Jersey. Officers made the discovery Sunday during a secondary check of the Guyana man’s bags […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Houston, TX — A Houston tax preparer faces assault and robbery charges after she brandished a gun at a disgruntled customer and stole the cellphone of another filming the altercation. 46-year-old Latunya Wright was arrested and charged with two felonies after Harris County deputies responded to a disturbance at MZ […]