TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A man in New York allegedly snuck into Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s district office in Queens on Saturday and hid himself in a closet after spraying a fire extinguisher. Charges for menacing, criminal trespass, and criminal mischief are pending for 31-year-old Douala Hashi, who was convinced to leave […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A motorist named Kevin Bacon was on his phone “using an Internet search engine to search for a specific episode of the 90’s television sitcom ‘Saved by the Bell’” when he sideswiped a Vermont police car that had stopped to aid the driver of a disabled vehicle. […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… According to the Austin American-Statesmen, a man caught urinating in the streets of Austin, Texas hit a police horse in the head, causing the mounted officer to briefly lose control of the animal. Cops said they were berated by Luis Rios Flores when they initially instructed him to zip up. The […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Virginia man has been tried by a judge after biting off his grandfather’s fingertip and swallowing it during an argument. The digit was never recovered. The Roanoke Times reports 23-year-old Aaron Michael Adams was charged with malicious wounding and aggravated malicious wounding in the attack on Mark […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Investigators say that a Florida Man who had cocaine on his nose when the vehicle he was traveling in was stopped this weekend by police told arresting officers that the drug was not his. 20-year-old Fabricio Jimenez was a passenger in a car that was pulled over […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… If you are feeling blue and need someone to talk to, do not call the 9-1-1 operator to chat. Police allege that 55-year-old Jeffrey Gorton dialed the emergency dispatch number seventeen times between Wednesday and Thursday last week. The Florida Man explained that he called 9-1-1 because […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A 22-year-old Glasgow man who said he thought it would “be funny” to swallow a coin while out at a party was later rushed to the hospital when he realized the object had become lodged in his throat. Greg Irvine stated, “It got stuck but I could […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… According to an arrest affidavit, a woman pulled a gun on a man inside of a Mexican restaurant in Southeast Austin during an argument over who would be up next for karaoke just before 1:00 a.m. last Sunday. The woman, identified by police as 41-year-old Doris Vallejo-Godoy, […]