TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… All-day breakfast is one thing, but apparently all-day lunch is going too far. A woman in Ohio was reportedly arrested after causing a disturbance at a Burger King, allegedly because she was unable to order lunch items during breakfast hours. The incident occurred around 9:00 a.m. on […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A technologically challenged uncle in Scotland accidentally streamed Pornhub in front of his entire family while trying to play music through the TV. The red-faced relative was caught on viral Twitter video fumbling with his phone after the X-rated videos popped up on the screen — his […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Florida Man was recently jailed on a felony Slurpee battery charge. Investigators allege that last month 40-year-old Brian Duffy doused a 7-Eleven Employee with the frozen treat during a 9:20 a.m. argument about the drink’s price inside a store in Pinellas Park. A surveillance camera recorded […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… In what may be the least lucrative heist ever, a convicted felon broke into an Iowa bank early Tuesday and escaped with only hand sanitizer. 39-year-old Mark Gray is locked up on a trio of felony charges after allegedly burglarizing three Sioux City businesses, including a Security National […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Lyft driver in Florida was the target of an unprovoked attack early Sunday by a male passenger who tore down a plastic partition and began throttling the victim while the vehicle was still in motion. The attack, which was recorded by a dash cam, resulted in the […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Florida man went for a nine-mile ride down a busy highway but in a highly unusual fashion: on the hood of a tractor-trailer. The South Florida Sun Sentinel reported that the unidentified man climbed onto the hood Saturday after stopping his vehicle along Florida’s Turnpike and walking […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… An 82-year-old Florida retiree busted for drunk driving after wrecking his golf cart claimed Donald Trump drove him to drink. Investigators say Cary De Van, a former IBM manager, wrecked his ride early Thursday evening in a one-cart accident less than a mile from his home in The […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A South Florida man fired a gun at a Miami Beach hotel after police say he became enraged over a mother and son’s lack of social distancing. 29-year-old Douglas Marks was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, use of a firearm to commit a […]