TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A 64-year-old Florida Woman is free on bond after allegedly groping and grinding upon a younger man who declined the defendant’s sexual advances and an offer to accompany her back to her residence in “The Villages,” the country’s largest retirement community. Police charge that Marrian Ann Zambrano recently got criminally frisky […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Georgia man had to rescue his mother from the second floor during a fire at a DeKalb County home that allegedly began over a box of Cheez-Its. Officials tell CBS46 News that two brothers and their 61-year-old mother were at the home when an argument began […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… For the second time in as many weeks, a Florida Man has been arrested for battering a woman with a burrito. Police charge that 41-year-old Peter Elacqua got into an argument with his girlfriend Friday in their Port Richey residence. After Elacqua allegedly shoved the woman into […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… On Wednesday February 6th, a solo vehicle accident occurred on Highway 18 above Red Rock Wall in California. A white Ford E350 van, for unknown reasons, overturned on Highway 18 landing on its side after crossing the oncoming traffic lane. The van was traveling upbound just after […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A woman who couldn’t get a beef patty at a favorite New York eatery used a baseball bat in protest. On Saturday, police released surveillance video of the woman in action in the Bronx — smashing a restaurant’s windows after learning the eatery had run out of her […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Police say that a Schenectady man apparently got his phone numbers mixed up, and that got him arrested. Richard J. Betters Jr. is facing a charge of third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, a felony, after he sent a text message of a drug offer to a […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A driver in England who swerved “to avoid an octopus” before crashing has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving. Police were called and found a vehicle upside-down in a ditch on Tuesday evening. The 49-year-old driver was checked over by paramedics before being arrested. Officers, who tweeted […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Bronx, New York woman went berserk in a New Jersey Walmart — attacking five people with pepper spray and brandishing a knife. 39-year-old Imani Jones allegedly launched the wild attack while waiting in line at the North Bergen store on Sunday afternoon. According to the report, […]