TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Pennsylvania man who was high on bath salts when he opened fire on fireflies that he mistook for “green laser lights” has been sentenced to a maximum of six years in prison following a plea deal with prosecutors. 31-year-old Jesse Shields was arrested last June after […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A woman and her son were arrested at a Walmart in Eau Claire, Wisconsin after police said the woman practiced karate moves in the parking lot, while her son was naked inside the store and her dog was roaming free. 46-year-old Lisa Smith and 25-year-old Benny Vann […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Armed with a water gun filled with his own urine, an elderly Florida Man squirted a woman several times as she walked her dog in front of his residence last Saturday evening. Police charge that 71-year-old Joel Benjamin approached the female victim around 9:30 p.m. and “pulled […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A Michigan man is seeking more than $86,000 from his parents in civil court for allegedly throwing out his large pornography collection. The names of the son and his parents were withheld by WXMI, which obtained the federal civil court documents last Friday. The family rift began […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Angered by the noise coming from a union picket line across from their home, an Ohio couple allegedly made sugar cookies spiked with a laxative and gave the baked goods to striking school employees. According to investigators, 29-year-old Bo Cosens 25-year-old and Rachel Sharrock are both facing […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A woman who was recently indicted in a Nashville murder case is facing additional charges after allegedly walking into an area Waffle House naked while waving a gun in the air. Officials with Metro Nashville police said 19-year-old Montessa Tate-Thornton was arrested early last Saturday morning after […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Officials in Connecticut said a “poor decision” was made when 24 gallons of gasoline was poured on a baseball field on Saturday and set on fire to “dry the field quicker.” According to town officials, the Ridgefield High school baseball game was delayed due to wet field conditions […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A 25-year-old Florida man named Mustafa Demiray was employed at a 7-Eleven until he made an incredibly stupid decision. Late Saturday evening, Demiray–two weeks into his job at the convenience store–was in the 7-Eleven along with a female employee with whom he had not previously worked. Demiry […]