TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A man in Washington state threatened his roommate with a metal rod because he believed he was a vampire. The 40-year-old suspect from Bremerton accused his roommate of being a blood-sucking vampire and threatened to kill him with the metal rod on Monday. The wannabe Van Helsing then whacked him in […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… There’s no crying in baseball and there’s definitely no fighting in the stands while watching a playoff game. A Houston Astros fan was arrested for allegedly slapping a New York Yankees fan as the two watched their respective teams in the second game of the American League Championship Series on […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… According to court records, a naked Missouri woman who sat on her boyfriend’s face and demanded that he perform oral sex on her has pleaded guilty to a domestic violence charge. 44-year-old Amy Parrino copped last month to a felony assault charge and was sentenced to three years in custody, though […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… According to a court complaint, an underage collegian who was caught drinking booze in an Iowa bar is facing a phony ID charge after cops reported spotting a “fake Hawaii ID with the name ‘McLovin,’” in his wallet. During a 12:30 a.m. check at the Airliner Bar in Iowa City, cops […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… According to a robbery complaint, a Tennessee man forcibly removed $10 from his own grandmother’s undergarments after she refused his demand for cash. 19-year-old Memphis resident Jared Otte entered the 63-year-old victim’s home in late-August and “demanded she give him cash.” Otte’s grandmother told police that when she declined to hand […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… An elderly Florida kook who used a water pistol filled with his own urine to squirt a female neighbor in the face has been convicted of battery, but will only serve a month in jail for the vile attack. 71-year-old Joel Benjamin entered a no contest plea to the misdemeanor charge […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Minnesota police have reported that a Donald Trump supporter is behind bars following his arrest for displaying a handgun to a female motorist whose vehicle carried an Elizabeth Warren bumper sticker. According to investigators, the victim was driving Monday afternoon in Moorhead, a northwest Minnesota city, when 27-year-old Joseph Schumacher pulled […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… A North Carolina teenager who posted a threat on his Instagram page to “shoot up” a movie theater has been arrested on a felony cyberstalking charge. 16-year-old Nikolai James Dixon Jr. was arrested Friday after “local citizens and the media” apprised cops of the post, which warned of an October […]