TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Guelph, CAN — Just in time for Halloween and in what is perhaps the most bizarre collar of their lives, police in Guelph, Canada, have arrested a machete-wielding, bike-riding clown. The bizarre incident unfolded at 2:30 a.m. Friday when someone called cops to report an apparent fight, in which a […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Sarasota, FL — A Florida Man appearing for arraignment on a battery charge was arrested yesterday after striking a female victim “with the letter ‘G’” that he removed from a courthouse sign, according to an arrest report. The victim in Tuesday morning’s attack is the same woman Jordan Thomas, 26, […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Colington Harbor, NC — A North Carolina man who allegedly hallucinated that someone else was being shot at called police for help – but ended up in cuffs on a slew of drug charges. The Dare County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrest Monday but didn’t say whether 24-year-old Ryan Thomas […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Fukuoka, JPN — Fukuoka prefectural police have arrested a 51-year-old unemployed man on suspicion of stealing a police patrol car. According to police, the incident occurred on October 14th. The man, Kazunari Amimoto, had been driving his van along the Kyushu Expressway in Miyama, Fukuoka Prefecture, when he ran out […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Adams County, CO — A driver who allegedly stole a U-Haul truck called police dispatch and asked for deputies to stop chasing him after they located the stolen truck. Around 1:40 a.m. on Saturday, Adams County sheriff deputies located the stolen U-Haul parked at a convenience store. When deputies approached […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Atlanta, GA — It was a frightening moment for a customer after he said a waitress at Waffle House pointed a gun at his head after a dispute over food. “She was like she will ‘blow my brains out,’” Candy Franklin said. Candy Franklin said an argument with a waitress […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Lake County, FL — A Florida man accused of shooting down a law enforcement drone in July was indicted Wednesday on charges of possessing a firearm as a convicted felon and destruction of aircraft. 51-year-old Wendell Doyle Goney was formally charged after he allegedly admitted to shooting a Lake County […]
TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO…… Middletown, PA — A Pennsylvania mom admitted giving her teen daughter psychedelic mushrooms and marijuana during a “bonding experience.” 42-year-old Brandy Lee Betz was charged with felony child endangerment after she was reported to cops in June regarding her drug use earlier this year with her 14-year-old daughter. The referral […]