TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
27-year-old Demetric Nelson, a South Carolina car thief who failed because he couldn’t drive a stick.
Nelson carjacked a vehicle and kidnapped the driver and put her in the trunk of her car.
Problem one: he had no idea how to use a stick shift, and problem two: he didn’t realize the trunk had an emergency latch inside so she could get out.
So while he struggled with the gear shift, she flagged down a cop, and he was arrested.
AND THEN THERE’S …..35-year-old Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, a Georgia mom who hosted a party for her teenage daughter complete with naked Twister, pot, alcohol, and culminated with the woman having sex with a 16-year-old male.
Lehnardt allegedly told her AA sponsor that her 16-year-old daughter asked if she could have friends over “to party.”
Lehnardt reportedly agreed and then allowed her daughter and friends to smoke pot and drink booze in her home.
In addition, the sponsor told investigators that Lehnardt participated in naked Twister with the teens, and showed them photos of herself having sex with her boyfriend.
The sponsor told authorities that Lehnardt confessed to having sex with an 18-year-old male in the bathroom, but later realized he was in fact only 16. And he was her daughter’s boyfriend.
Lehnardt was booked on a variety of charges and has also lost custody of her five children, ages 4, 6, 8, 10, and 16.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
29-year-old wife, Emi Mamiya, a Japanese woman who was so fed up with her husband’s terrible smelling poo that she snapped and stabbed him in the face.
She told the police she was also upset that he tried to help their three-year-old son use the toilet without washing his hands first.
Plus, she didn’t want her kid in there, quote, “The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it.”
Her husband was hospitalized with a huge gash on his left check, and she was arrested.