TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Sabrina Davis, 45, an Indiana woman who stabbed another woman over the last rib at a Memorial Day BBQ.
Davis, who weighs over 250 pounds, was confronted by the home owner’s daughter about the amount of food she had eaten and tried to grab the last rib from her.
The two women started arguing until it escalated and Davis grabbed a fork and stabbed the woman in the eye.
Fortunately, this resulted in just some cuts.
Davis was arrested for criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
An unidentified pickup driver in Florida, who crashed into a fire hydrant and caused a massive sink hole to open.
After hitting the hydrant, the man got out to survey the damage only to realize he had locked himself out of the car.
With the hydrant water quickly causing the ground to open up, he decided to break the back window of his truck so he could get in and move it.
Unfortunately he accidentally drove into the sinkhole, thus making it bigger and flooding a nearby home.
Needless to say, he failed his road test.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
The car company Volvo, which is apologizing after one of their self-driving cars crashed into a group of reporters in the Dominican Republic.
The reporters were observing the car for an article when it jumped a curb and hit several people.
Volvo says the crash was the result of bad programming by the on-site software engineer, but luckily no major injuries were reported.