This is ridiculous. We have couch potato after couch potato being born unto the welfare roles and our seniors are suffering? Especially the ones who WORKED for 50 years! We need an American brain transplant at this point as we clearly have ours inserted in a bad place of darkness. WAKE UP America…. time to value the valuable and retrain the idiots. Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! Or Aunt. Is this a prequel to demanding human rights for chimps now too? Oh wait – someone already did that… I love monkeys. They have awesome personalities. Except for the whole poo throwing thing.