TODAY’S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .
Two Argentinian pilots, who have been fired for inviting a Playboy model into the cockpit and letting her fly the plane.
Austral Líneas Aéreas, a domestic Argentinian carrier, announced in a statement that the model would be banned from the airline for five years.
In addition to firing the pilots and banning the model, Austral announced forthcoming criminal proceedings against the three “for putting the flight’s safety at risk.”
There were 36 passengers on the jet at the time of the event.
AND THEN THERE’S …..
Kyle Mullane, 46, who attacked her 18-year-old daughter after she flushed mom’s pot down the toilet.
Florida police say the mom began screaming at her daughter after she found the mom’s secret weed stash and started flushing it down the toilet.
Things quickly escalated and the mom slapped her, at which point the daughter called police.
She was arrested for domestic battery.
OR HOW ABOUT …..
Robert Turner, 29, who crushed another guy’s car with his truck because they were going after the same woman.
The two Australian men both liked the same girl, so Turner wanted to show he was the alpha-male by crushing the other guy’s car with his 4 x 4 truck.
He then posted a photo of what he’d done on Facebook.
Cops got wind of the deed and arrested him.
OKAY, ONE MORE …..
Christian Osorio, 26, who swiped a car in Queens, NY, got lost trying to find Syracuse, ran out of gas in Pennsylvania, and was sound asleep when police found him by the side of the road.
A Pennsylvania State Trooper went to check on the disabled vehicle parked on the shoulder of the highway and found it entered as stolen out of N.Y.
When the trooper approached the vehicle, police say Osorio was found sleeping in the driver’s seat.
Osorio was taken into custody and is charged with receiving stolen property and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.